Cats of the Geek #74: Cats of Thuban 9

Name: Too many to list; in the year 3010, led by one called Professor Morris Katz
Stomping Grounds: Futurama (episode: "That Darn Katz!")
Side: Evil
Breed: All known Earth breeds (are actually Thubanian breeds AKA space cats)
Cat Powers: Managed to stay undercover for thousands of years. Have mastered advanced yarn technology and ventriloquism. Realistic human marionettes. Rubbing fur can create enough static electricity to stop the Earth's rotation. Hyper-cuteness.
Skills: Eat 6, Sleep 8, Mischief 9, Wit 6, Hypurrrrnosis 8
Cat Weaknesses: Hedonistic and lazy. Cannot control beings allergic to cat hair. Loud meowing can annoy neighboring planets. Dirty toes.