Justice League International Merchandise

Happy Labour Day all! As Booster Gold teaches us, why work when you can get rich quick? It's the "how" that remains elusive. Here's an idea to make big bucks from Secret Origins #35: Unauthorized JLI merchandise! How many of these items would YOU like to have owned? (Don't be afraid to click on the image for a mall's eye view.)Let's see... There are plushy dolls for each Justice Leaguer, including Batman and Guy Gardner (off-panel here). You can throw them at each other! JLI lunchbox? JLI sports flags and bin? "Official" Rocket Red helmet? Black Canary Fishnets? Action figures (Bug sold separately)? Justice Crayons? Life-sized Lanterns? My personal favorite is the Dr. Fate Tarot Deck.

Apparently, there's also some Black Canary lingerie. Here's Blue Beetle trying to put his hands on it:
In the process revealing: Mister Miracle Padlocks, Captain Atom Silver Polish, Oberon Elevator Shoes and Official Green Lantern "D" Cells. what Justice League merch would YOU have desperately liked to have?

Comments

The Martian Manhunter plush has a look on its face like it'd burb if you shook it. Or maybe you press its hand and it says "Me want Chocos"?
Anonymous said…
Official Booster Gold Real Talkin' Skeets.
Because you've got a good 20% chance of it being Skeets himself, boxed up to make him stop criticizing the mad, mad plan.

Or Max Lord Brand Nasal Tissues.
The Mutt said…
Guy Gardner's Big-Ass Boots!
FoldedSoup said…
Dear DC:

If you can find a way to use the already existing technology to market a decent interactive talking Skeets toy, even as interactively mundane as those 90s Furby gizmos, you would make a boat load of money.

At least from me.

-FSoup